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Fri, Aug. 15th, 2008, 09:00 am

So I see the Cold War started up again.

Thu, Aug. 7th, 2008, 01:29 pm

Sometimes I still read things I wrote here and laugh.

Wed, Jan. 23rd, 2008, 08:24 pm

Uhhhhhh, hey. Ideally after a day like today, I should be posting in my internet alter-ego Martini-Head's voice but it's been a long one.

Life is kicking my ass again, ho hum, happens to the best of us. In stunning, and by which I mean STUNNING TO NO ONE, I'm probably changing jobs again. Now I'm off to be a furniture salesperson, which isn't so different from what I'm doing now, which is selling mattresses.

My (current) boss is a real hardass sometimes, and our come-to-jesus talk today was all like "Aren't you happy" "It's not that" "Are they paying you more" "No not much more" "So why aren't you happy" "Dude it's not that" AND SO ON AND SO ON.

Anyone care what I think about Tekken 6? I know I do! I can say this much - I hope they keep the extra wall bound system in just to piss off the hardcores. I play mostly single player so I could use the extra advantage since the cpu AI never plays anywhere near human-level opposition. CPU AI meaning "don't even bother command throwing or poking low" Human opposition meaning "just for the love of god don't get airborne".

My FAMILY! My WIFE! My new SON! We are for the most part happy, though we could be happier. Fortunately, we are working on that and I'm looking at how much punctuation I'm skipping here. It's a lot, trust me. I will read this later and lament like a woman whose husband was crushed and driven before his enemies. Crom.

Sat, Sep. 15th, 2007, 10:23 pm

My son, Dechlan Alexander Walker, was born today, September 15th, at 4:09am. Pictures and details up once I get some sleep.

Sun, Aug. 12th, 2007, 02:53 pm

PHHHHHUNKY SHOULDER CHECK! KNIGHT TO BEDROOM FLOOR FOR THE SORE LOSS! DOGS IN PENTAGRAMS?! SATANCHIENS! SHENANIGANS! GET THOSE PANTS OFF NOW! MARTINIHEAD RULES EVERYONE ELSE IS A BLOOB!

Sun, Jul. 8th, 2007, 09:48 pm

OH YEAH AND THIS JUST IN

We got a cat. His name is Reily. He is a tabby and is 6 years old and we rescued him from a shelter. He's very loving and has a scar on his back and missing teeth. HE RULES LIKE A RULER WITH 24 INCHES.

Have you got your tickets?

Sat, Jul. 7th, 2007, 10:05 pm

THIS JUST IN! POWERSAUCE IS AMAZING!

And by Powersauce I really mean Super Punch-Out!!!(TM) They made me put the three bangs in there, it's in the title. It's like Panic! at the Disco only not a faggy faux-indie shitband. That's right I said it/went there/did it.

UH HUH. THAT'S RIGHT! WHO'S LAUGHING NOW HUH?! WHOOOOO'S LAUGHING NOOOOOWWWWWWAAARRRGH! /evildead2

Yeah, I made Carolyn watch that movie with me a while back and she hated it. I'm sad but I thought she'd be into it when she asked me if this was the one where the chick got raped by a tree. I said it wasn't and she was disappointed.

So I missed the Smashing Pumpkins' performance and that sucks. They are like my favourite band now that Queens of the Stone Age have gone to pot. Yeah I'll put it out there - Lullabies to Paralyze wasn't a very good album and the single off Era Vulgaris SUCKS.

In other news, Tekken 6 has added even more strange characters to the line-up. Not only is it rumoured that Forrest Law will replace Marshall, the new characters are strange. One's a Voldo knockoff, the next is a Lion Rafale knockoff and the last is a bullfighter who doesn't even know any fighting styles. And what the hell is the RAGE system? Will it replace the asanine Supercharge mechanic? And lastly will they fix the awfully broken Steve? And what's up with the story, Jin was evil all along? Daaamn. How will Paul do this time around? Perhaps he will NOT lose to the fucking bear this time?! What stopped him from winning this time? Please say it was at least someone credible and relevant like Marshall.

Lastly here's a DUMBO REVUE of TRANSFORMERS:

Movie: *starts*
Audience under 25: COOOOOOL!
Audience over 25: BOOOOOO!
Movie: ARE YOU GUYS SAYING COOL OR BOO?
Audience: BOOOOOOL!
Movie: OK LOOK THEY REALLY ARE TRANSFORMERS THEY MAKE THE NOISE
Audience: THIS IS NOT A MOVIE THIS IS A LIE
Movie: OH FUCK YOU
Audience: NOBODY LIKES BUMBLEBEE ANYWAY
Shia LaBoeuf: MY NAME MEANS SHIA THE BEEF IN FRENCH

Thu, Jun. 28th, 2007, 07:26 pm

MY NAME IS COACH Z! PRONOUNCED WITH AN OACH Z!

Thu, Jun. 21st, 2007, 11:56 am

OK hey everyone.

To reiterate -

1. Yes, I am now married. No, this isn't an elaborate year-long prank. It's true.

2. Yes, we are expecting a baby in September. Again, also not a joke.

3. I finally remembered to get back on AIM. So yeah, my old screenname isn't working so I'm back on with Enniikyu. I've already tried poking a few people but I think I'm blocked or something from you guys. Just a heads up.

4. I have a new job - retail management at Shoppers Drug Mart. It's pretty neat. I was at a training seminar on Monday about Loss Prevention, and I told them all the tricks I learned with the scanner gates. Head Office was impressed. Making more money than my last job, too. It sucks that I'm on salary sometimes, though. I did a 10-hour shift and Elena was all like "You get two hours of overtime!" and I'm like "Nooooo I don't."

5. Moved into a condo. My bathtub's a Jacuzzi. There's a sauna, hottub and pool upstairs. And a billiards room. I'm doing pretty fucking good these days.


Ok, have we got all that straight? AWESOME. AWESOME. AWESOME THAT'S AWESOME. *SNIFF* AWESOME.

Sat, Apr. 14th, 2007, 03:59 pm

Ganked from Eugene, the Korean. He is awesome.

Comment and I will:
1.Tell you why I friended you.
2.Associate you with something. A fandom, a song, a colour, a piece of fruit. SOMETHING.
3.Tell you something I like about you.
4.Tell you a memory I have of you.
5.Associate you with a character/pairing.
6.Ask something I've always wanted to know about you.
7.Tell you my favorite user pic of yours.
8.In retort, you must spread this disease in your LJ.

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